Akashic Records Readings // Start here:
Weaving through all things is a vast energetic field of wisdom and support called the Akashic Records. These Records are analogous to an infinite filing system in the Universe, an energetic library, of every life your soul has lived - past, present, and future.
Within this archive lives everything your soul has ever thought, done, been, and said over the course of its existence including past lives, its current life, and all future life possibilities.
The Akashic Records may seem esoteric. But it is an incredibly grounded, practical, and transformational tool - a portal, even - that restores you to a place of autonomy on your path, activates magic and miracles, anchors you into self trust, and builds relationship to the energies within and around you that are supporting you through all of space and time.
[[time is a construct]]
[[all timelines are happening simultaneously]]
[[time is a construct]] [[all timelines are happening simultaneously]]
“These readings have land line and granny vibes…it’s awesome.”
— CAITLIN GRANT | OPS LEADER AND INTUITIVE GUIDE
Precisely. In the movie The Matrix, landline telephones act as hard connection points between the Matrix (the simulated reality) and the real world.
When someone answers a ringing phone, it allows their consciousness to be pulled out of the simulation. That’s why characters are constantly saying things like “Find a phone.”
Without one, you’re trapped inside the Matrix.
Akashic Records Readings with me are Matrix-like exit points from autopilot living. Mechanisms for reality shifting. Portals into direct contact with your intuition, soul, Guides, Masters, Teachers, and Ancestors.
AKA - Your Spiritual Team.
Find a phone.
Akashic Records Readings with me are invitations to engage in direct conversation with your Spiritual Team. Picture Knights of the Round Table, but instead of King Arthur and his men it’s you and me and your most prominent spirit guides discussing your current reality.
We will journey together through guided imagery and visions delivered through me from your guides, ripe with symbolism and encoded messaging.
You will experience a playful and interactive exploration into many aspects of yourself; your subconscious mind, your soul, your spiritual guidance team, Universe/God/Spirit/Source, your intuition.
Expect the mystical and the mundane. Truth, insight, vision. Deep remembering. A lovely experience that is conversational, supportive, revelatory, transformational, and unexpectedly funny.
Bet you didn’t know your guides are comedians.
They also love you very much. Get ready to be absolutely adored from Beyond.
Pick up the phone for a deeper sense of self trust, permission let go and be open to what your path is presenting, and clear the static to attune to truth.
The phone is a metaphor:
Choice (answer or don’t): You can sense intuition, inner guidance, or opportunity knocking, but you have to choose to engage. Ignoring it keeps you trapped in autopilot.
Readiness (you have to be listening): You can’t hear the call if your attention is elsewhere. Being present, grounded, and aware is how insight comes through clearly.
External support (someone guiding you out): Even when we access our own knowing, guidance often comes through subtle channels — mentors, inner wisdom, or something bigger than the rational mind — helping you navigate what to do next.
Access guidance, clarity, and the next right actionable step on the treasure map of your life. Meet your spiritual team and strengthen your self trust muscle.